1. Would like to fit in Valerie's Porsche
2. Would like to go up stairs without taking a break mid-way
3. Want to find me an Andy
4. Want to be less socially awkward
5. Not have to worry about fitting in a booth
6. Not having to eyeball hallways and such for obstacles that would make making it through cleanly impossible
7. Better health
8. Not feel self-conscious when being outside
9. Not have to hide from the neighbors for fear of what they might think
10. Walk at work without worrying about the floor bouncing and disturbing others
11. Be able to get my haircut and not feel bad looking myself in the mirror
12. Be able to go to the dentist or laser place without worrying about the chair
13. Not worry about breaking a message table by leaning on it too hard
14. Wear thinner clothes
15. Shop in a non-plus size store
16. Shop in a plus size (not extended sizes) store
17. Be less grumpy
18. Be able to walk a fair amount without getting tired
19. Be able to stay up past 8pm
20. Have a sex life
21. Not feel ashamed when taking an elevator
22. Be able to take the stairs at work
23. Not obsess about new surgery that I can't afford
24. Get off blood pressure medicine
25. Have less of a hard time in the heat
26. Sweat less
27. Buy clothes that fit me (instead of things that are too big)
28. Not feel self concsious at the grocery store
29. Not die from coworkers in the kitchen
30. Fit into my awesome new biker clothes
31. Have my awesome new biker clothes become too big on me
32. Stop craving sweets
33. Wear my leather skirt
34. Button my leather jacket
35. Wear my blue/black shirt
36. Wear my tights
37. Get rid of back fat
38. Get rid of shelf butt
39. Get nice compliments
40. Feel less conscious at the pool
41. Be less afraid to do things alone
42. Laugh again
43. Smile again
